Balloon over Zardari farm

(March 12, 2010) The Qatar Gulf Times today reported that a UFO was witnessed by peasants working on an agricultural land owned by Pakistani President Asif Zardari. The UFO was later identified as a polyethylene balloon measuring six feet by four feet that was said to be transporting microchips, circuit boards and batteries. It was speculated that the balloon was the work of Pakistani law enforcement authorities or the Pakistani Meteorological Department but neither has claimed responsibility as of press time. A bomb disposal team was sent to investigate the balloon which was later found to contain no explosives.